Y.O.D.A
(Sung to the tune of the Village People's "Y.M.C.A."; by Master Yoda upon meeting Luke Skywalker)

Young man, I saw your ship coming down.
I say young man, now it's muddy and brown.
I say young man, put your weapon away 
'cause I. Mean. You. No. Harm. I. Say.

Young man, there's no need to fear.
I am wonderin', tell me why are you here?
How're you Growin', from this food on the plate, 
I say. Wars. Do. Not. Make. One. Great.

(CHORUS)
You must be here to see Y.O.D.A.
You must be here to see Y.O.D.A.
He's 900 years old!
He's so strong in the Force!
Do your Jedi Diploma course!

You must be here to see Y.O.D.A.
You must be here to see Y.O.D.A.
Come and get yourself clean!
Come and have a good meal!
Pretty soon now, the Force you'll feel!

Young Man, you fell out of the sky, 
into somethin' brown that smells like a sty, 
and this tin can started swimming and then, 
he got Spat. Out. Like. Some. Throat. Phlegm.

Young man, welcome to Dagobah. 
He is comin', Master Yoda not far. 
I'll be havin' this bright thing that ain't hot. 
It is. Mine. Or. I'll. Help. You. Not.

(CHORUS)
You must be here to see Y.O.D.A.
You must be here to see Y.O.D.A.
He's 900 years old!
He's so strong in the Force!
Do your Jedi Diploma course!

You must be here to see Y.O.D.A.
You must be here to see Y.O.D.A.
Don't just stand in the rain!
You're all covered with mud!
Come and sample my homemade crud!

Old Ben, are you listenin' to me? 
I can't teach him, he's so reckless you see! 
Like his old man, he's so angry but brave! 
Betcha. He. Screws. Up. At. The. Cave.

Young Man, if you start will you end, 
Or be going, off to save all your friends? 
To be training, needs commitment and work, 
If you Wimp. Out. Then. You're. A. Jerk.

You gotta stay here with Y.O.D.A.
You gotta stay here with Y.O.D.A.
You should stay here and train!
You don't have to save Han!
If you do so, you'll lose your hand!

You gotta stay here with Y.O.D.A.
You gotta stay here with Y.O.D.A.
You should stay here and train!
You don't have to save Han!
If you do so, you'll lose your hand!
(REPEAT & FADE . . .)