DARTH MAUL, MY MAN 

When I first saw Darth Maul,
I almost got a fright;
What a menace he looks like,
With all the horns and tattoos.

Then I started examine his features,
And realized how complex he is;
And I started searching for his identity,
And found facts beyond my comprehend

Like a magnet I was attracted to him,
And my heart swell every time I see his pictures;
Day and night I thought of him,
And how much of a menace we can be together.

Finally I saw him in the movie,
In the dark I started drooling;
His voice, oh how enchanting;
His moves oh how hypnotizing,

So in the dark I continue wishing,
Out in my heart I made the vow;
So I keep on wishing; 
That one day I can his mate.

But at the end of the movie,
My beloved Maul is cut into 2!
"Noooooo!" I keep on screaming,
Why must he be defeated by a padawan?

Oh Maully, why must you die?
Into 2 you have to rest in piece?
Jedi Unknown
Yavin 4

 

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