TPM CHARACTERS AT McDONALD Part 1:

CASHIER GIRL: Thank you much, madam . . . you need help with those?
SHMI: No, no; thank you kindly. My friends can handle them . . . Hey GUYS!!
ALL: Whut?
SHMI: Get in line! *everyone did so* Okay, urm... who ordered 2 sundaes, 1 SuperMac Ice-Cream, 2 regular coke and 2 chocolate milk shake?
MAUL: Mine! Mine! *went to the front and took away his order* What this? topping so little? (went off to his seat)
SHMI: 1 Cheeseburger Happy Meal and 2 milkshake?
ANAKIN: *raised his hand* Mine, Mom! Thanks! *took it away and join Maul at his table*
SHMI: 2 large fries, 20pcs chicken McNugguts and one Fillet-O-Fish?
JAR JAR: Messa, madam. . . .
SHMI: Oh sure . . . now a cheeseburger and a sprite?
AMIDALA: Those are mine, Mrs. Skywalker . . . .
SHMI: Next . . . 2 double cheese burger and an Iced Lemon teas . . .
OBI-WAN: That will be mine, madam . . . 
SHMI: ... oh dear...what's this? ... mineral water?
QUI-GON JINN: That will be mine . . . thanks, Shmi!
SHMI: Great, now for...oh no... 10 mango sundaes, five chocolate sundaes, 20 blueberries pies, 10 french fries, 6 Big Macs, 10 pieces of Chicken McCrispy and 4 large Coke?!! Come and get it, Jabba...
JABBA: *slide towards Shmi and said in huttese* Thank You!
SHMI: .... yeah. sure... well, I guess that leaves my ... pie... *turned around and saw her strawberry pie crushed to the flat surface of the cashier's table* flat...
CASHIER GIRL: Want me t' get you some new ones, madam?
SHMI: Yes, please. I think I'll also be having those sundaes as well, and 2 french fries, 1 Big Mac...
LUCAS: WHAT'RE YOU ALL DOING HERE??!! YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO EAT AT TACO BELL!!


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THE PHANTOM MENACE CHARACTER AT MCDONALD Part 2:

One day, in a McDonald Restaurant in a galaxy far, far away . . . .

SHMI: And I will have that delicious looking Big Mac, 2 apple pies and 1 regular Ice Milo. Oh! And don't forget a cup of plain water . . .
ANAKIN: I will have a cheeseburger Happy Meal with one chocolate milkshake, please.
CASHIER BOY: That will be 30 credits madam (hand out the food). Thank you and please come again! 
ANAKIN: Oh look, mummy! I got a spotted doggy! (goes off to their seat)

CASHIER BOY: Hello, sir. What'll be your order?
QUI-GON: I will have a hamburger, cheeseburger, double cheeseburger and tea, while my apprentice will have an apple pie and mineral water . . .
OBI-WAN: But, Master Qui-Gon; I wanna a Chicken McCrispy Extra Value meal with a vanilla milk shake!
QUI-GON: Now, now my young apprentice. We Jedi do not eat me and health conscious. . . 
OBI-WAN: But you are ordering beef burgers!
QUI-GON: You are asking my authority?
OBI-WAN: No, master . . .
CASHIER BOY: Thank you sir. 

CASHIER BOY: Yes, sir and madam. What will you like to have?
PANAKA: The Queen wishes for a Filet-O-Fish, 2 strawberry milkshake, 1 large fries and a cookie-and-cream SuperMc Ice-Cream. The rest of us will have a cup of water each.
CASHIER BOY: Here you goes, sir . . .


MAUL WALK UP TO THE COUNTER
CASHIER BOY: Hello s . . . mak! Whaaat wiilll iittt beee fooorrr yooouuu, siiirrr?
MAUL: I will have a chocolate pie, 2 Rendang Burger and one lasagna
CASHIER BOY: But sir! We don't sell them . . .they are sold next door . . .
MAUL: I WILL HAVE A CHOCOLATE PIE. 2 RENDANG BURGER AND ONE LASAGNA!
CASHIER BOY: May I recommend a Spicy Chicken McCrispy burger and SuperMc Ice-Cream instead sir?
MAUL: I WILL HAVE A CHOCOLATE PIE. 2 RENDANG BURGER AND ONE LASAGNA!
CASHIER BOY: But sir . . . . 

MAUL DRAW OUT HIS LIGHTSABRE, JUMP OVER THE COUNTER AND START SLASHING AT EVERYTHING IN SIGHT . . .

MAUL: I WILL HAVE A CHOCOLATE PIE. 2 RENDANG BURGER AND ONE LASAGNA!

MAUL CONTINUE SLASHING EVERYTHING IN SIGHT WHICH INCLUDED THE FRIES MACHINE, BURGER STOVE AND AN ELDER WORKER'S WAIST. . .

LUCAS: HEY! YOU ARE ALL SUPPOSE TO MEET ME AT PIZZA HUTT! WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE? ALL OF YOU; YOUR SALARY CUT BY 90% !

ALL THE TPM CHARACTERS STOP EATING AND STARTED RUNNING IN ALL DIRECTION OUT OF THE RESTAURANT . . .

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