Why The Chicken Crossed The Road . . . 
In The Words Of The Star Wars Characters

ADMIRAL ACKBAR
All chickens-prepare to cross the road on my mark.

BEN KENOBI
Cross the road, chicken. Let go, chicken. Chicken-trust me.

BIB FONTONA
Die chicken wanga?

BIGG
At that speed, will you be able to cross in time?

BOBA FETT
What if the chicken doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to me!

C3PO
I am fluent in over six million ways of crossing the road.

CHEWIE
Gwrrrooooooaaarrrllllll!

EMPEROR PALPATINE
Young fool. Only now, after getting hit by a car do you understand.

GREEDO
Oota-Goota chicken?

HAN
Hurry up, Colonel Sanders, or you're gonna be a permanent resident!

JABBA THE HUTT
Bo shuda chicken!

JERJERROD
The chicken is crossing the road? We shall double our efforts.

LANDO CALRISSIAN
Why you slimy, no good, double-crossing chicken!! You got lots of guts crossing that road, after what you pulled!

LEIA
I don't know . . . but I have a bad feeling about this.

LUKE
Crossing the road is one thing, this is . . . totally different.

R2D2
Beep beep be boop

TARKIN
The regional governers now have direct control over their chicken. Fear will keep those chickens in line . . . fear of getting hit by a car!

UNCLE OWEN LARS
I told you to forget it. You're only concern is to cross the road.

AUNT BERU LARS
He can't stay here forever. Most of his friends have already crossed. It means so much to him.

VADER
Because it could not resist the power of the Dark Side.

WEDGE
My scope shows the other side but it looks really far, are you sure you can cross it?

YODA
Crossing the road makes not a chicken great.

GEORGE LUCAS
Give me 20 years and I'll make a movie of *how* the chicken *got* to the road.

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