HOW MUCH I LOVE THEE

How much do I love thee,
Let me count the ways . .  .

I love thee cause thee so nasty,
Able to kill thee enermy mercilessly,

I love thee cause thee so sexy,
Although so short but still sooo crunchy;

I love thee cause thee use a double lightsaber,
Which make thee twice better than the Jedi;

I love thee cause thee face so scary,
Which I'm sure can scare any kiddy;

I love thee cause thee voice so enchanting,
I can just fall asleep peacefully listening to thee;

So that how much I love thee,
So can thee marry me?

Another Crazy Maulaholic.