Here some more jokes that I created for fun. Hope you like it!

TOP 10 DARTH VADER PEEVES:
By: Eagle Power

1) Short-sighted Imperial Officers always mistake my breastplate for elevator control
2) Imperial Officers are secretly using my shiny helmet as mirror behind my back
3) Emperor Palpatine won't pay for my medical expenses but he's willing to pay for my new armour
4) I have to provide my own C batteries for my lightsaber
5) New Imperial Officers keep mistaking me for a droid. Especially C-3P0 . . .
6) It been 20+ and I still can't locate my wife, Amidala
7) I have slaughtered hundreds of Jedi Knights and yet Palpatine still refuse to let me keep their lightsabers. Everything goes to "Emperor Palpatine Personal Library."
8) Palpatine can flink around with pretty woman like Roganda Ismaren but I can't.
9) Darth Maul seems to overthrown me in the merchandising world. It took him only days to have his statues made while I had to wait 20 years. And oh yes, I don't have girls drooling over me or my butt . . . 
10) Non-Star Wars fans always teased me about my wheezing breath.

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