WHY THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD TPM WAY . . . 
In The Words Of The Phantom Menace Character
By: Eagle Power

AMIDALA:
I will not condone a course of action that will leads the chicken to cross
the road.

ANAKIN:
I donno but I like my chicken fried crispy and spicy.
OR
'Cause he missed his mom?

BOSS NASS:
Wesa ready to do are-sa part. Wesa will cross da road first, chickens.

C3P0
Oh my! Crossing the road sounds rather perilous. I assure you, chicken, they will never get me to cross those dreadful roads!

CAPTAIN:
With all due respect for the Traffic Federation, the chicken wishes to cross the road immediatly.

CAPTAIN PANAKA:
The number of cars are much larger than we thought . . . and much faster. I afraid this is a crossing the chicken might not survive.

DARTH MAUL:
At last, they will reveal why the chicken must cross the road; at last they will have revenge

DARTH SIDIOUS:
You have been well trained, my young chickens. The cars will be no match for you.

JABBA THE HUTT:
*Let the chicken crossing the road race begin!*

JAR JAR BINKS:
Mine donno; messa having a brisky morning marching when; Pom! The chicken
started crossing the road.
OR
Whassa chicken?? (burp!)

KITSTER:
Because it's so wizary on the other side.

MACE WINDU:
No, the chicken cannot cross the road. They are too old join the other side.

OBI-WAN KENOBI:
Why do I sense that you are questioning why the chicken must cross the road.

PADME:
You chickens are far too reckless . . . what if the cars . . . .

PALPATINE:
We will observe your crossing very closely, chickens.

QUI-GON JINN:
Why the chicken cross the road is no coincidence. Nothing happen without the will of the Force

R2D2:
Beep beep be boop

RUNE:
We have the chickens on the run, sir . . . they are no match for the cars.

SABE:
All the choices to cross the road resent great danger . . . do us all . . .

RABE:
I'm sorry chickens, you can't cross the road right now

SEEK (Annie's friend):
Come on, let's use the traffic light. Keep it up, chickens, and you're gonna be bug squash!

SELBULBA:
Bazda wahota, chicken. Dobiellia Nok. Yoka to Bantha poodoo.

SIO BIBBLE:
The death toll is catastrophic. You must stop the chicken from crossing the road!

SHMI SKYWALKER:
I don't want you to cross the road, chicken . . . It's awful. I die every time Watto make you do it

TEY HOW:
Sir, the chickens had gone on the bridge!

THE SENATE:
Cross now! Cross now!

WALD:
Jesko na joka, chicken!

WATTO:
Haaa! Chickens. Thinks they're so great to cross the road!

YODA:
The path of the dark side, the other side is!

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